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Once, when my Grandma Grace was in the hospital, someone gave her a doll. Not just any doll...a Dammit Doll!
The purpose of a Dammit Doll is simple: Instead of taking your frustrations out on the person, you take it out on the doll until either your anger subsides or you've ripped the stuffing out of it. Which ever comes first.
If your mother-in-law comes to visit unexpectedly...use the Dammit Doll
If your bratty kids want a toy that is hard to find...use the Dammit Doll.
If your husband does nothing but watch sports all weekend...use the Dammit Doll.
-Ariadne
The purpose of a Dammit Doll is simple: Instead of taking your frustrations out on the person, you take it out on the doll until either your anger subsides or you've ripped the stuffing out of it. Which ever comes first.
If your mother-in-law comes to visit unexpectedly...use the Dammit Doll
If your bratty kids want a toy that is hard to find...use the Dammit Doll.
If your husband does nothing but watch sports all weekend...use the Dammit Doll.
-Ariadne
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Re: The Dammit Doll
Fri, December 8, 2006 - 5:05 PMI think I may have been conceived for the same purpose. -
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Re: The Dammit Doll
Sun, December 10, 2006 - 12:11 PMI'm proposing a inanimate object substitute for that.
But do tell. Let it all out!
-Ariadne
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